Monday, June 6, 2011

Monday Moustache: Stache-arama

This marks the thirty-fifth post in a recurring segment on moustaches.

Today's moustache:

Scruffy, the Janitor

"Good News, Everyone!"

Scruffy is the lethargic handyman on TV's Futurama. He's also the proud owner of a mop bucket, a collection of zero-G themed pornography, and a worthy moustache.

Life isn't easy in the year 3000 (and on). Every week, the Planet Express crew has to deal with aliens abducting their noses, surviving a planet of human-hating robots, or dodging the stings of merciless Space Bees. Link to Nicholas Cage's infamous "NOT THE BEES"... HERE.

 And even if none of the crews' missions kill them, the BrainSpawn will all the while try to destroy the universe.

So, yes. A lot seems to be going on a thousand years from now. Matt Groening's universe has come a long way from Homer Simpson.

So what makes Scruffy worthy of a Monday spot?

For all the craziness that the future brings, it's nice to know that some things will always be the same.... like the appreciation of a good moustache. Or adult magazine.

Heck, the guy's name is Scruffy. The moustache is part of his identity. Scruffy and his scruff... they are one.

And they always will be. As he says himself: "Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived."
Reading porn.

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