The Third Strike has been happy to spend a great deal of time on the topic of Santa. Frankly the guy (despite Third Strike's recent character assassination, worthy of Rita Skeeter) is worthy of some adoration. After all, he gives presents to children. So what if he's a Communist? So what if he's lagging behind the tide of elfish social issues? A man (or woman's) moustache is representative of the boldness and integrity of the individual's face... not his/her mistakes
Third Strike rarely chooses a Monday Moustache accompanied by a beard. Distracting from a moustache with a beard is like putting a steak into a hamburger bun.
Santa Clause might disappoint children; perhaps they do not believe he exists. Perhaps one of them did not receive the Lego Star Wars Millennium Falcon he asked for. Still waiting Santa...
But Santa's warm moustache and beard will be there in the local mall waiting to comfort children anyways. Sit in the lap and feel the magic. When I say that to women, they get upset for some reason.
Merry Christmas, everyone!