And then it really turned out to be hard to find. Well, kind of hard.
....the theme song for the search was about to become "I Have Nothing". At least that's one good Whitney reference. But we won't admit defeat!
Third Strike eventually compromised our illustrious standards in two ways.
First, this Monday's recipient shows up as having a beard, something we find as an unneccesary and undesirable distraction from stache grandeur.
Second, Latif Yahia wasn't exactly a bodyguard... he was a body double. A body double for one of Saddam Hussein's sons, no less... putting him in close proximity to another dangerously infamous moustache.
|Excellent Cliche Bodyguard!|