Monday, February 14, 2011

Monday Moustache: Moustache Delight

The twenty-seventh post in a recurring segment on moustaches.

Today's moustache:

Ron Burgundy?

Today's moustache is kind of a big deal.

Because today is Valentine's Day, this Monday's Moustache needs to be one we know and love. It also helps if it is on a man who can play a mean jazz flute.

Ron Burgundy, diligently reading from his teleprompter in a pleasant baritone,.is San Diego's favorite anchorman He covers his territory with the help of field reporter Brian Fantana, sportscaster "Champ" Kind, weatherman Brick Tamland, and co-anchor/love interest Veronica Corningstone. Occasionally the group gets in rumbles with rival news gangs, especially that fiend Wes Mantooth.

On a romantic note, Ron Burgundy is famous for his scotch-drunk pickup lines ("Why don't you come in next time without the bra") and acting as the showcase for gentlemanly behavior. His apartment has many bound books, and smells of rich mahogany.

Speaking of smells, do I detect a hint of Sex Panther?  Today, Third Strike will spread the love by recognizing the first Monday Moustache runner up!

Today's runner up:
Brian's moustache wins the top spot 60% of the time, every time.
Brian Fantana

Brian Fantana is a true romantic: he nicknamed his penis "the Octagon" and moved on to host Fox's "Intercourse Island". His moustache is impressive, but it can't quite hold the top spot over Ron's.

Happy Valentines Day, and Go F*** yourself, Third Strike.

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