(CHICAGO, IL) - Local babysitter, and possible Ms. November Playboy Model, Chris Parker has seemingly abducted two children, Brad and Sara Anderson of a Chicago Suburb. The children were last seen on the side of the expressway in Ms. Parker's Cadillac. The vehicle was later found at a downtown chop shop. Some unnamed sources have reported that Ms. Parker and the Anderson children along with a pimple faced boy were spotted climbing buildings, riding the 'L', participating in knife fights and signing the blues.
If you spot either of these children, please contact your local authorities.
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