Thursday, March 24, 2011

Throwback Thursday: Irresponsible Babysitter Loses Kids in Chicago, Parents call for Amber Alert

(CHICAGO, IL) - Local babysitter, and possible Ms. November Playboy Model, Chris Parker has seemingly abducted two children, Brad and Sara Anderson of a Chicago Suburb.  The children were last seen on the side of the expressway in Ms. Parker's Cadillac. The vehicle was later found at a downtown chop shop.  Some unnamed sources have reported that Ms. Parker and the Anderson children along with a pimple faced boy were spotted climbing buildings, riding the 'L', participating in knife fights and signing the blues.

If you spot either of these children, please contact your local authorities.

1 comment:

  1. Hey look, it's Thor! Was Samuel L Jackson is in this movie...