Several Supreme Court members disguise themselves as humans with black robes and judicious demeanors.
Shadow governments aside, the People of Earth still need representation. To have a functional deliberative legislative body, the great heroes chosen yesterday make up only a small part of what is needed to represent the worlds great diversity.
Continuing yesterday's list of qualified members of the House of Representatives for the Human Race:
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Why hasn't America gotten into a third World War? Simple. We have nuclear weapons, and we know that such a war would end with life-ending atomic explosions.
The same logic makes Al Pacino a benefit to the team. No disagreement amongst the House of Human Representatives will ever turn into a shouting match with him on board. Who can yell out arguments louder than Pacino? His lungs are like bagpipes!
Why Oprah? Because she's Oprah, and everyone loves her. Duh. Plus, she might give everyone a free car.
1. A lever that plays Walker, Texas Ranger clips
2. Triumph, the insult comic dog
3. Ghostly complexion and awesomely goofy hair
4. The ability to make any situation awkward.
There they are: the emergency-response team for any global crisis! The combined abilities of these individuals will allow them to accomplish anything! Just make sure the Wookies give permission first.