Today's moustache:
John Bolton
John Bolton served as the United States Amabassador to the United Nations during several Republican presidential administrations, and he is now a Senior Fellow at American Enterprise Institute.
When he's not making whippy comments on Fox News.
John Bolton did work for Reagan, but his moustache achieved full Bushiness when he worked in the administration of... George H.W. Bush. Then, during the years of George W. Bush, John Bolton's moustache began taking over United States foreign policy and eventually invaded Iraq.
Sadly, missing Weapons of Mass Destruction were not in any hidden Iraqi bunker, but have been lost somewhere in the deep recesses of John Bolton's whiskers.
This man's moustache represented America in front of the world's leaders. Clearly, it deserves the recognition of Monday Moustache.
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