Monday, September 13, 2010

Top Twelve Harrison Ford Moments

12. Indiana Jones "nukes the fridge".
-Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

11. Princess Leia: "Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder!"
Han Solo: "Who's scruffy-looking?"
-Star Wars, Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back


10. "I will f***ing destroy you! I will make it my mission in life!"
-Patriot Games

Before there was Jack Bauer, there was Harrison Ford.

9. Princess Leia: "I love you."
   Han Solo: "I know."
-Star Wars, Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

NOW who's scruffy looking?

8. "Who is this? What's your operating number?"
Han Solo: "Uh... [shoots the intercom, mutters] Boring conversation, anyways."

-Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope

   "I DON'T CARE!"
-The Fugitive

WTF Tommy Lee Jones. Be cool, man.

6. "You're reading a magazine. You come across a full-page nude photo of a girl."
   "Is this testing whether I'm a replicant or a lesbian, Mr. Deckard?"
-Blade Runner

This was part of Harrison Ford's test to see if a woman was a human or an artificial being. But it's also a great line at the bar.

5. "How do I look - I mean, do I look Amish? "

Everyone asks themselves that from time to time.

4. "Nazis...I hate these guys!"
-Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Hating on Nazis is like a Twinkie. It never gets stale.

3. "And I thought they smelled bad... on the outside!"
-Star Wars, Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

Han Solo slices open his dead Tauntaun so they can camp in its dead body. Harrison Ford makes it an epic moment instead of some whacked out moment in space.

2. "Get off my plane."
-Air Force One

You're the President of the United States of America. You've just single handedly taken out the group of terrorists that snuck onto Air Force One. You're in a final showdown against Gary Oldman. What do you say? I'll tell you what you say: one of the most badass lines EVER.

1. Swordsman vs. Indiana Jones
-Raiders of the Lost Ark

This moment taught us all a thing or two about swords... and why our military doesn't use them.


  1. Great list. I thought #9 might be at the top, but then again...can you really beat that Raiders scene?

  2. Agreed. The entire question "Indiana Jones vs. Han Solo" is a really tough call.